Lego had just come home from the groomers (who had basically shorn him), and he was shivering like a coke addict. This is when I decided that our dear puppy needed an extra layer. WalMart, I thought, would surely cater to my modest pet clothing needs. They no doubt have mountains of variety for poochy pullovers.

Thirty minutes later, I stared dejectedly at the selection in front of me. Apparently only female dogs get cold (or only females own Shih Tzus). Reluctantly, I pulled the manliest one I could find off of the hook and beeped it hurriedly through the self-checkout lane (I would be insane to let a cashier see this).

Now we have one warm, sexually ambiguous Lego. With all that bling on his back, it's no wonder he belongs to the A-List ;)