soap turd:
miniscule
unusable
half bar
left frothy
to dry
to be looked at
dejectedly
next morning
to be dropped
more often
than actually applied.
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Sunday, March 11, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
6 Comments:
This is pure and utter genius...
I want rights to this.
movie rights?
"Imagine a world ruled by soap turds. A world turned upside down, where human beings are kept incarcerated in damp chambers and then rubbed against their captors in the mornings. Only one man has the strength to stand up... THE SUDSINATOR!!!!"
"Armed with only his merely human brain-power and alot of body hair, The Sudsinator must over come superior numbers of soap turds rinsed away throughout all time and count on his improvised team to help get through some slippery situations."
"A dark secret lurks in the Sudsinator's past, however, which could threaten the fate of his team: his sister was kidnapped at an early age and brainwashed by the soap turds. They made her their cruel queen: Bubblelina, Lady of the Sud. Can Sudsinator overcome the queen's champion, the remnants of a Dove bar covered in questionable black hairs?!?!? Can he bring the Lady of the Sud back to reality, and if not, will he be willing to do the unthinkable, and kill his own sister?!?!? Only $7.50 and 2 and a half hours of wonder will tell!!!"
Dude,
Your peotry ROCKS!
I dont know whther to feel zestfully clean or dirty after that one...
Many blessings...
I just want you to know Bryan and Brady that you provided a chuckling few minutes of "storytime around the glow of the computer." Greg and I both laughed out loud as I read your posts. I think the Dove bar with questionable black hairs got the biggest laugh. You guys are hillarious.
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