Important Medical Breakthrough
Monday, April 30, 2007
Monday, April 30, 2007
Don't want to take time to address your relationship issues? Comfortable being a masogynist jerk? Want to have your cake and eat it too? Now there's hope! By slipping this pill into your wife's food, you can make her freakishly thin and amorous, no matter how you treat her! Act now and we'll send you an energy pill that will give her enough energy to raise your children, clean your house, cook all your food, and give you all the special attention you need!
2 Comments:
Interesting that they tested on shrews. When do you ever hear of testing on shrews?
That said, this is ridiculous. They threw in the part about being a diet pill so that women would actually consider taking the thing. Good grief.
It's a sad, sad world when no one has the time to just plain old strengthen the relationship and looks for a pill instead.
That's crazy.
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